I thought that since we are on MSN groups, Orkut, so why not start a Fatima Jinnah Dental College & Hospital Blog as well :P everyone and any one who wants to send in stuff is most welcome. I am still kind of testing and checking out stuff here... so any suggestions would be most welcome :)
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well..... sorry for not posting anything |
Actually have been kinna busy and mentally preoccupied, so could not post anything.... I am not sure if id be post alot in the comming days but id definitly shall do so as soon as things shape up :)
hope life is treating all of you good..... take care and Hope to see some posts :)
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Sunna hai there is an upcomming mela?? |
At fj... hummm... sounds interesting.... would love to hear more about it....dentistFeed backoral surgeon
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People do a good deeed |
and use the "Ask" to search, it will help Mercy ships :) at zero cost to us :)
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EARTH DAY, APRIL 22nd, 2007 |
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doctors office :) |
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just love this one... The lyrics are simply Tooo Gooood |
Na To But Kade Ki Talab mujay, Na Haram k Dar ki talash hai.
Jahaan lut giya hai sakoon-e-dil ussi rah guzar ki talash hai,
Tu haram mai jis ko hai dhond ta, mujjay but kade mai wo mil gia.
Tujjay kia malal hai Zahida, yeah nazar nazar ki talash hai.
Mujjay sub qabool falq magar Gham-e-dost muj say talab na kar,
Issay dil say juda karoun meri umar bhar ki talash hai.
Ay Tabib chor youn hi mujhay. main mareez-e-Ishq houn la dawa,
Yeah hai Ishq IShq Ishq
Ishq ki chot ka kuch dil per asar hoto sahi, Dard kam ho ya ziyada magar ho tho sahi.
(yeah hai Ishq Ishq)
Majnu nazar aati hai, laila nazar ata hai, wahshat mai her cheez ulti nazar aati hai.
dehko yeah hai Ishq Ishq
Waadi e Najat say phir ker jo hawa aati hai, Qais k ronay ki ab tak sada aati hai..
yeah hai Ishq Ishq
Kabbay b gay hum na gia per buton ka ishq, is roq ki Khuda k Ghar mai b dawa nahi.
yeah hai ishq ishq
Kafir-e-Ishq huway hum jo sana bhol gay, Naam-e-but yad raaha naam e Khuda Bhol gay.
dehko yeah hai ishq ishq
naaz-o-andaz say kehtay hain k jeena hoga, zaher daitay hain tho kehtay hain k peena hoga, jub mai peeta houn tho kehtay hain k marta b nahi, jub mai marta houn tho kehtay hain k jeena hoga.
dehko yeah hai ishq ishq
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aai tabib chor youn hi mujhy mai mareez-e-ishq houn la dawa,
mujhe jis nay dard ata kia ussi chara gar ki talash hai...
Na To But Kade Ki Talab mujhay,
Na Haram k Dar ki talash hai.
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Gibberish |
The following words might seem like gibberish at first glance. However, our mind can actually understand it. Just give it a try.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.
Amazing isn't it?
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Welcome To The Blog Dr.Azhar Biabani |
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i wonder |
if the people comming and going on gabbly are for real :P hahah.. as in its phunny seeing people come and go :Pdentistoral surgeon
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sorry guys for not being as regular in posting in stuff |
Well its been a lil busy at my end... and I started to get a lil bore being the only person ACTUALLY taking part inthis..... any ways AM back now :) dont know for how long but I hope to stay :P
any ways guys i am STILL WAITING FOR U START POSTIN IN STUFFdentistoral surgeon
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Poetry :) |
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things are getting slower day by day :P |
yeah koi acha scne nahi hai.... HELLOW people where is everyone :P
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I wonder.... |
Oral Surgery lecture 1940
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Liar! |
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just had to send this one in :P hahah :P specially liked the WHY MUST YOU TURN MY OFFICE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES??
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16 things it takes most of us 50 years to learn |
Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn:
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
4. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
5. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11.
6. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
7. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
8. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
9. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
10. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and he decides to deliver a message to humanity, he will NOT use as his messenger a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle or in some cases, really bad make-up too.
11. You should not confuse your career with your life.
12. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person.
13. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
14. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
15. Your true friends love you, anyway.
16. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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Gabbly chat |
Hi guys.... we have a chat box now :P as in any one who's on the page can chat online instantly to the other person... :) its located on the right side under the links :) gabbly chat :)dentistoral surgeon
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Liar! |
just had to send this one in :P hahah :P specially liked the WHY MUST YOU TURN MY OFFICE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES??
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I am running out of material guys..... any ways i guess will have to keep on sending till some one actually wakes up :)
so 7th of April... a Saturday.. two more days of holidays for the ones out of Pakistan :) Sunday and Monday (Easter ki khushi mai) and besides that.... humm nothing much.... we had a some drizzling and now its again dry :) aur kia?? hummm
HEY CONGRATULATIONS Saira on getting into NYU :) bohot bohot mubarakbaat :) wish u all the best and HAPPY STUDYIN :) new york gal :P.....
okay then.... ba bye for now....
ps... replies are awaited :Pdentistoral surgeon
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"Disorder in the Court." |
From a little book called "Disorder in the Court."
They're things people actually said in court, word for word.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about
it until the next morning?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
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Q: Did he kill you?
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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?
A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.
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Hey Anny... check this out.... |
AOA,
Anny I am not 100 percent sure if this thing will work or not... but i guess its worth a try...
the name of the software is TOR.... u can download it from http://tor.eff.org/ then follow the instructions... and lets see... may b it opens up the net for you :)dentistoral surgeon
tor
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Easter |
AINT THIS COOL.. schools colleges, work everything will be closed for the next couple of days.. total chutti :P ka scene hai :P
and not to forget Easter chocolates :P yummmmmmmmmdentistoral surgeon
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pirates |
many of you must have seen this one already.. if u havent then i recommend u check it out.... :) it really makes u think and realise alot of stuff
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Good morning :) |
Good morning... Asalaaam Alaikum :) happy 5th of April to you all :P and humm baqi scene yeah hai k ill hit the shower and get ready phir will have some breakfast jab tak k liyeah ijaazat take care have fun and chillax :P
p.s. aaap logon ko koi kuch nahi kahey ga if wud post in some stuff!!dentistoral surgeon
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Desi, Bollywood, Indian, Hindi Movie Clips, Movies, Cinema, Comedy & More: Russell Peters Introduces Dan Nainan |
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This is just to check something :P any ways taking the oppertunity to say HI as well :P whats up people how is everyone???? dentistoral surgeon
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Brainstem |
this is a must, must, must see for all. specially the students of neuroanatomy..... :P
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Hummm :) since i gotta post somthing.. |
so here we go... the picture or diagram on the left has been a product of the popular celebrity anorexia problem :P so now we can start having top models and celebrities in our anatomy books instead of the usual boring pictures of people we don't even know, this wud be the new thing, and above all the students would read with much more interest----> which would lead to better understanding----> resulting in better grades and better doctors :P
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Rx for Survival |
Rx for Survival — A Global Health Challenge is a groundbreaking multimedia project, anchored by a six-hour PBS television series and a two-hour special program, supported by a rich Web site that can help you get informed and get involved, and accompanied by a campaign to help the neediest children in the developing world. Check it out!
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This picture was taken from the siemens web page karachi devision... just loved the view.....
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First Aid for Non-Medically Minded People |
Electricution
Is he/she still connected to the power supply? If so, SWITCH OFF THE
POWER IMMEDIATELY. Electricity costs an absolute fortune, and it
would be going to waste.
Check the victims pulse, (if you can find their wrist amongst the stack
of charred bones and greasy, bubbling flesh that was once a human
being). And do try not to be squeamish about it.
Drive the victim to the nearest casualty ward. You can use him/her to
jumpstart the engine as well if need be.
Treating burns and scalds
Run the affected area under a cold tap as soon as possible. (N.B. If
the victim's entire body is a swirling mass of flames it may a little
too late for this).
If the victim has spilt hot liquid over his/her clothes, then REMOVE
CLOTHING IMMEDIATELY. You can never tell, the sight of you parading
around naked may cheer them up and take their mind off their injury.
Remind the victim that worse things happen at sea. Cite drowning as
an example.
Fractures and broken limbs
Check the injured area to see if the break or fracture has resulted in
a tubular shard of shearing white bone jutting outwards through the
bloody mass of flesh. If it has, then tell the victim that they are
going to die. That always puts the wind up them.
Tie a splint to the victims leg and ask them to walk up and down for
a few minutes. They will probably fall down unconscious, making the
rest of your job easier.
Do not move the broken or fractured limb as this may result in an
abnormal position. However, if you're feeling daring, try pointing
legs in the wrong direction, bending wrists through 180 degrees, etc.
It really is amazing the number of fascinating contortions you can
produce. Far better than Play-Doh.
Choking On Food
Try to dislodge the article blocking the victims windpipe by punching
them hard in the stomach. Do remember to duck before the particles of
food hit you in the eye, however.
Call the waiter and ask for a 20 percent reduction on the bill.
Make a mental note to order soup next time.
Cuts And Wounds
Dress the wound, whatever that means.
Try and limit the blood loss by tying a tourniquet tightly around the
victims throat unit they experience difficulty in breathing.
Ha ha, only kidding. Tie the tourniquet just above the wound. Just my
little joke.
Stitch up the wound with aluminium wire.
Ha ha! Caught you again! Outsmarted you! Still, I am an expert, you know.
Objects Stuck In The Eye
Rinse the victims eye in lukewarm water. DO NOT USE SOAP AS WELL, IDIOT.
Offer to pick the object out of the victims eye with your teeth. This
usually results in the object mysteriously "going away" and not bothering
the victim any more before you can get to it.
Concussion
When the victim comes round, ask them what day it is, who the President
is, how many fingers you are holding up. To make it more
difficult, hold the fingers up behind your back. Then total up the
victims score and send it to me at this address:
Concussion Quiz, P.O. Box 1302, Göttingen, D-18017,
the highest score wins a mystery prize.
Talk in Swahili to disorientate the victim a bit more. Yes, there's a
whole bundle of laughs when it comes to concussion.
Here's a good one: before the victim comes round, switch off all the
lights. When he/she regains consciousness, shout "Thank God! We thought
you might be dead, or blinded or something.
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Goood Morning :P |
The Law of Gravity:
Any instrument, when dropped, will always come to rest in the least accessible place possible.
The Rule of Random Syncronicity:
Emergency calls will randomly come in all at once.
The Law of Respiratory Arrest:
All patients who are vomiting and must be intubated will have just completed a large meal of Barbecue and Onions, Garlic Pizza, and Pickled Herring, all of which was washed down with at least three cans of Beer.
The First Rule of Equipment:
Any piece of Life-saving Equipment will never malfunction or fail until: a)You need it to save a life, or b)The salesman leaves.
The Law of Triage:
In any accident, the degree of injury suffered by a patient is inversely proportional to the amount and volume of agonized screaming produced by that patient.
The Gross Injury Law:
Any injury, the sight of which makes you want to puke, should immediately be covered by 4x4's and Kerlix.
The Law of EMS Educators:
Those who can't do, teach.
The Law of EMS Evaluators:
Those who can't do or teach, evaluate.
The Law of Light:
As the seriousness of any given injury increases, the availability of light to examine that injury decreases.
The Law of Space:
The amount of space which is needed to work on a patient varies inversely with the amount of space which is available to work on that patient.
EMS Relativity:
The number of distraught and uncooperative relatives surrounding any given patient varies exponentially with the seriousness of the patient's illness or injury.
The First Rule of Bystanders
Any bystander who offers you help will give you none.
The Second Rule of Bystanders:
Always assume that any Physician found at the scene of an emergency is a Gynecologist, until proven otherwise. (Unless the emergency is obstetrical in nature, then the bystander will be a Dermatologist.)
The Law of Rules:
As soon as an EMS Rule is accepted as absolute, an exception to that Rule will immediately occur.
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Bruce's Philosophers Song |
Text animation to "Bruce's Philosophers Song" from the Monty Python sketch "Bruces."
Words and music by Eric Idle
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Daddu Ki Amanat |
check this out :P
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Frequent long-haul flights bad for health: study |
NEW YORK: Airplane crew and passengers who frequently fly between several time zones face a number of health problems including disruptions in a woman’s menstrual cycle and even short-term psychiatric disturbances, researchers from the UK warn in a report published on Thursday in The Lancet.There seems to be no getting use to long-haul flights, according to researchers who report that flight crews who regularly take long journeys are not protected from the effects of jet lag such as poor and interrupted sleep, mood changes, irritability, stomach problems, and decreased brain power.Jet lag from crossing several time zones also causes a dip in an athlete’s performance, note Jim Waterhouse and two associates from the Research Institute for Sport and Exercise Sciences at Liverpool John Moores University.Jet lag is worse for older travellers, and its severity increases with the number of time zones crossed. “If the journey crosses fewer than about three time zones, then jet lag is unlikely to be a major difficulty for most people,” the authors write.The direction of travel also matters, Waterhouse and colleagues say, with flights to the east bringing more jet lag than flights to the west.So how long will it last? Jet lag caused by eastbound flights lasts for several days “roughly equal to two-thirds of the number of time zones crossed, and about half the number of time zones crossed for westward flights,” Waterhouse and colleagues report.Currently, there is no cure for jet lag, but there are some things frequent long-haul travellers can do to try to lessen the impact of jet lag upon arrival. For journeys that cross more than three time zones, travellers can help the body clock adjust by deliberately seeking or avoiding sunlight at the new destination, the investigators offer.Trying to maintain alertness during the day at the new destination by exercising and/or drinking caffeinated beverages may also help. The jury is still out on the value of taking the hormone melatonin to curb jet lag, the authors say. Melatonin is secreted during sleep and has been implicated in jet lag, but Waterhouse and colleagues don’t advise using melatonin until more research is conducted.What’s needed, they conclude, is a “more detailed understanding of the molecular changes associated with time zone changes...with a view to developing drugs to promote clock adjustment and further assessments of new sleep-promoting and alertness-promoting drugs.”—Reuters
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