Good morning :)

Good morning... Asalaaam Alaikum :) happy 5th of April to you all :P and humm baqi scene yeah hai k ill hit the shower and get ready phir will have some breakfast jab tak k liyeah ijaazat take care have fun and chillax :P

p.s. aaap logon ko koi kuch nahi kahey ga if wud post in some stuff!!
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oral surgeon

Good morning... /Afternoon what ever suits you :P (time difference) any ways.... its said that one should start ones day with some laugh... so here are a couple of ticklers...


The patient awakened after the operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn.
"Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor.
"Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."

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"Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!"

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Ponder This: The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him.

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A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor:"It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side)"And when I press here" (pressing the other side)"And here" (his leg)"And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms)
So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... "You've got a broken finger!


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The Ranks of a Hospital

Surgeon:

• Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
• Is more productive than a train
• Is faster than a speeding bullet
• Walks on water
• Talks with God

Internist:

• Leaps short buildings in a single bound
• Is more powerful than a switch engine
• Is faster than a speeding BB
• Walks on water if the sea is calm
• Talks with God if special request is approved

General Practitioner:

• Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
• Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
• Can fire a speeding bullet
• Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
• Is occasionally addressed by God

Resident:

• Barely clears a picket fence
• Loses tug-of-war with a train
• Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
• Swims well
• Talks with animals

Intern:

• Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
• Is run over by a train
• Is not issued ammunition
• Dog paddles
• Talks to walls

Medical Student:

• Runs into buildings
• Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
• Wets himself with a water pistol
• Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
• Mumbles to himself

Nurse:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
The Nurse IS god!!!!

A couple of jokes I came across... thought since its still me posting stuff then why not a lil change in mood :)

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" - Paul Merton

"My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments." - Steven Wright

Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner." - Anonymous