right and you need to shut up.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
You could send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. And may be send it to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.