just had to send this one in :P hahah :P specially liked the WHY MUST YOU TURN MY OFFICE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES??
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Saturday, April 7, 2007
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I am running out of material guys..... any ways i guess will have to keep on sending till some one actually wakes up :)
so 7th of April... a Saturday.. two more days of holidays for the ones out of Pakistan :) Sunday and Monday (Easter ki khushi mai) and besides that.... humm nothing much.... we had a some drizzling and now its again dry :) aur kia?? hummm
HEY CONGRATULATIONS Saira on getting into NYU :) bohot bohot mubarakbaat :) wish u all the best and HAPPY STUDYIN :) new york gal :P.....
okay then.... ba bye for now....
ps... replies are awaited :P
dentist
oral surgeon
Friday, April 6, 2007
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"Disorder in the Court." |
From a little book called "Disorder in the Court."
They're things people actually said in court, word for word.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about
it until the next morning?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
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Q: Did he kill you?
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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?
A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.
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Hey Anny... check this out.... |
AOA,
Anny I am not 100 percent sure if this thing will work or not... but i guess its worth a try...
the name of the software is TOR.... u can download it from http://tor.eff.org/ then follow the instructions... and lets see... may b it opens up the net for you :)dentistoral surgeon
tor
Thursday, April 5, 2007
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Easter |
AINT THIS COOL.. schools colleges, work everything will be closed for the next couple of days.. total chutti :P ka scene hai :P
and not to forget Easter chocolates :P yummmmmmmmmdentistoral surgeon
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pirates |
many of you must have seen this one already.. if u havent then i recommend u check it out.... :) it really makes u think and realise alot of stuff
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Good morning :) |
Good morning... Asalaaam Alaikum :) happy 5th of April to you all :P and humm baqi scene yeah hai k ill hit the shower and get ready phir will have some breakfast jab tak k liyeah ijaazat take care have fun and chillax :P
p.s. aaap logon ko koi kuch nahi kahey ga if wud post in some stuff!!dentistoral surgeon
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
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Desi, Bollywood, Indian, Hindi Movie Clips, Movies, Cinema, Comedy & More: Russell Peters Introduces Dan Nainan |
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This is just to check something :P any ways taking the oppertunity to say HI as well :P whats up people how is everyone???? dentistoral surgeon
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