AINT THIS COOL.. schools colleges, work everything will be closed for the next couple of days.. total chutti :P ka scene hai :P
and not to forget Easter chocolates :P yummmmmmmmmdentist
oral surgeon
Thursday, April 5, 2007
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Easter |
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pirates |
many of you must have seen this one already.. if u havent then i recommend u check it out.... :) it really makes u think and realise alot of stuff
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Good morning :) |
Good morning... Asalaaam Alaikum :) happy 5th of April to you all :P and humm baqi scene yeah hai k ill hit the shower and get ready phir will have some breakfast jab tak k liyeah ijaazat take care have fun and chillax :P
p.s. aaap logon ko koi kuch nahi kahey ga if wud post in some stuff!!dentist
oral surgeon
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
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Desi, Bollywood, Indian, Hindi Movie Clips, Movies, Cinema, Comedy & More: Russell Peters Introduces Dan Nainan |
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This is just to check something :P any ways taking the oppertunity to say HI as well :P whats up people how is everyone???? dentist
oral surgeon
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Brainstem |
this is a must, must, must see for all. specially the students of neuroanatomy..... :P
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Hummm :) since i gotta post somthing.. |
so here we go... the picture or diagram on the left has been a product of the popular celebrity anorexia problem :P so now we can start having top models and celebrities in our anatomy books instead of the usual boring pictures of people we don't even know, this wud be the new thing, and above all the students would read with much more interest----> which would lead to better understanding----> resulting in better grades and better doctors :P
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
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Rx for Survival |
Rx for Survival — A Global Health Challenge is a groundbreaking multimedia project, anchored by a six-hour PBS television series and a two-hour special program, supported by a rich Web site that can help you get informed and get involved, and accompanied by a campaign to help the neediest children in the developing world. Check it out!
Monday, April 2, 2007
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First Aid for Non-Medically Minded People |
Electricution
Is he/she still connected to the power supply? If so, SWITCH OFF THE
POWER IMMEDIATELY. Electricity costs an absolute fortune, and it
would be going to waste.
Check the victims pulse, (if you can find their wrist amongst the stack
of charred bones and greasy, bubbling flesh that was once a human
being). And do try not to be squeamish about it.
Drive the victim to the nearest casualty ward. You can use him/her to
jumpstart the engine as well if need be.
Treating burns and scalds
Run the affected area under a cold tap as soon as possible. (N.B. If
the victim's entire body is a swirling mass of flames it may a little
too late for this).
If the victim has spilt hot liquid over his/her clothes, then REMOVE
CLOTHING IMMEDIATELY. You can never tell, the sight of you parading
around naked may cheer them up and take their mind off their injury.
Remind the victim that worse things happen at sea. Cite drowning as
an example.
Fractures and broken limbs
Check the injured area to see if the break or fracture has resulted in
a tubular shard of shearing white bone jutting outwards through the
bloody mass of flesh. If it has, then tell the victim that they are
going to die. That always puts the wind up them.
Tie a splint to the victims leg and ask them to walk up and down for
a few minutes. They will probably fall down unconscious, making the
rest of your job easier.
Do not move the broken or fractured limb as this may result in an
abnormal position. However, if you're feeling daring, try pointing
legs in the wrong direction, bending wrists through 180 degrees, etc.
It really is amazing the number of fascinating contortions you can
produce. Far better than Play-Doh.
Choking On Food
Try to dislodge the article blocking the victims windpipe by punching
them hard in the stomach. Do remember to duck before the particles of
food hit you in the eye, however.
Call the waiter and ask for a 20 percent reduction on the bill.
Make a mental note to order soup next time.
Cuts And Wounds
Dress the wound, whatever that means.
Try and limit the blood loss by tying a tourniquet tightly around the
victims throat unit they experience difficulty in breathing.
Ha ha, only kidding. Tie the tourniquet just above the wound. Just my
little joke.
Stitch up the wound with aluminium wire.
Ha ha! Caught you again! Outsmarted you! Still, I am an expert, you know.
Objects Stuck In The Eye
Rinse the victims eye in lukewarm water. DO NOT USE SOAP AS WELL, IDIOT.
Offer to pick the object out of the victims eye with your teeth. This
usually results in the object mysteriously "going away" and not bothering
the victim any more before you can get to it.
Concussion
When the victim comes round, ask them what day it is, who the President
is, how many fingers you are holding up. To make it more
difficult, hold the fingers up behind your back. Then total up the
victims score and send it to me at this address:
Concussion Quiz, P.O. Box 1302, Göttingen, D-18017,
the highest score wins a mystery prize.
Talk in Swahili to disorientate the victim a bit more. Yes, there's a
whole bundle of laughs when it comes to concussion.
Here's a good one: before the victim comes round, switch off all the
lights. When he/she regains consciousness, shout "Thank God! We thought
you might be dead, or blinded or something.