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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Nine words women use...

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

You could send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. And may be send it to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Dental Jokes :P

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

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A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The man grabs the dentist's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"
So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, " absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."
The man asks "What is it?"
The doc replies, "Viagra."
The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"

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A woman goes to the dentist. When he bows to begin to work, she grabs his balls. The dentist says,
"Madam, I believe you have taken my private zone."
The woman answers, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."

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Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

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"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

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Friday, July 6, 2007

Answer the Call - Live Earth 07/07/07

Please go to www.liveearth.org and take action yourself.
You can see all 8 Live Earth concerts live and on demand at www.liveearth.msn.com - and you can take action there, too!

Thank you so much.

Syed Wajeeh M. ALAM

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As part of the Live Earth concerts, people are spreading the word about ways to be part of the worldwide effort.

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

THIS IS SOMETHING TO CHECK OUT :)

http://www.anatomy.wisc.edu/courses/gross/index.html

Anatomy 711, 427 and 333 Dissections

	Description	Time
	Dissection 1 Superficial thorax and abdomen	8 Minutes
	Dissection 2 Back muscles and Spinal cord	14 Minutes
	Dissection 3 Abdominal wall	10.5 Minutes
	Dissection 4 Thorax	26.5 Minutes
	Dissection 5 Posterior thorax	21 Minutes
	Dissection 6 Peritoneal cavity	25 Minutes
	Dissection 7 Gastrointestinal tract	24 Minutes
	Dissection 8 Abdominal autonomics	10 Minutes
	Dissection 9 Pelvic outlet	26 Minutes
	Dissection 10 Split pelvis	18 Minutes
	Dissection 11 Superficial face	12.5 Minutes
	Dissection 12 Infratemporal fossa	13 Minutes
	Dissection 13 Superficial neck	14.5 Minutes
	Dissection 14 Deep neck	15.5 Minutes
	Dissection 15 Brain	26 Minutes
	Dissection 16 Orbit	11.5 Minutes
	Dissection 17 Ear	5.5 Minutes
	Dissection 18 Pharynx	35 Minutes
	Dissection 19 Nasal/paranasal	11 Minutes
	Dissection 20 Superficial limbs	7 Minutes
	Dissection 21 Axillary fossa	12.5 Minutes
	Dissection 22 Shoulder and arm	17 Minutes
	Dissection 23 Forearm and hand	20 Minutes
	Dissection 24 Upper limb joints	7.5 Minutes
	Dissection 25 Hip and thigh	15.5 Minutes
	Dissection 26 Leg and foot	14 Minutes
	Dissection 27 Lower limb joints	9 Minutes

@ 2002 Department of Anatomy
University of Wisconsin - Madison Medical School

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Syed Wajeeh Mashhood ALAM

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Karachi – numero uno

Karachi has two crowns to wear – one being the most polluted mega-city in the world and second the host of the largest slum in Asia..........Don’t forget to don a mask as you go out. You live in the most polluted city.(Ardeshir Cowasjee)

http://spectrum.ieee.org/jun07/5148/3

http://dawn.com/weekly/cowas/20071006.htm