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Nine words women use...

2008-02-05T17:59:00.001+01:00

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

You could send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. And may be send it to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

Dental Jokes :P

2007-07-22T11:13:00.001+01:00

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

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A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The man grabs the dentist's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"
So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, " absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."
The man asks "What is it?"
The doc replies, "Viagra."
The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"

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A woman goes to the dentist. When he bows to begin to work, she grabs his balls. The dentist says,
"Madam, I believe you have taken my private zone."
The woman answers, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."

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Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

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"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

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Latest News

2007-07-22T10:59:00.001+01:00

Olmert says Israel must leave many West Bank areas JERUSALEM, July 21 (Reuters) Israel will have to withdraw from "many areas" in the occupied West Bank, Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said in remarks broadcast on Saturday, part of a drive by Middle East power brokers to resume peace efforts. "Anyone living with some kind of dream detached from reality that we can keep all the (occupied) territories, isn't making a correct assessment," Olmert said at a collective farm. (Posted @ 13:30 PST)

Hamas says two gunmen killed by Israeli troops in northern Gaza GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip, July 22 (AP) Israeli troops operating in the northern Gaza Strip early Sunday shot and killed two Hamas gunmen, the militant group and the army said. (Posted @ 10:50 PST)

SKorea's cabinet holds crisis meeting over kidnapped Christians SEOUL, July 22 (AFP) South Korea's cabinet and security chiefs held an emergency meeting Sunday as an apparent deadline loomed for the fate of 23 nationals kidnapped in Afghanistan by Islamic extremists. The meeting, details of which have not been released, came as a South Korean crisis team was due to arrive in Kabul to spearhead efforts to try to win the release of the nationals. The team, led by Vice Foreign Minister Cho Jung-Pyo, was expected to meet Afghan authorities in the capital later in the day, officials here have said. (Posted @ 10:45 PST)

Polls open in legislative elections in Turkey ANKARA, July 22 (AFP) Voters went to the polls across Turkey on Sunday for early legislative elections in which the ruling Islamist-rooted party is tipped to secure a second mandate in power, the CNN-Turk news channel reported. (Posted @ 10:40 PST)

China flood toll keeps rising BEIJING, July 22 (AFP) Another 68 people have died in floods in western and southwestern China as authorities warned that levees holding back the swollen Huaihe River in the heavily populated east are at risk of bursting. The latest reported deaths from heavy rains included 59 killed in recent days in the mountainous southwestern province of Yunnan, state-run Xinhua news agency said in a report late Saturday. Another eight people remain missing. And nine people have been confirmed killed by floods in far-western Xinjiang province, with two more missing, Xinhua said. (Posted @ 10:30 PST)

Violence across Iraq: 17 bodies found BAGHDAD, July 22 (Reuters): U.S. forces killed six insurgents and wounded five overnight in a helicopter strike near Husseiniyah town, north of Baghdad, the military said. Iraqi police and residents said the strike killed 18 civilians and wounded 21. Authorities found 17 bodies across Baghdad throughout Saturday, police said. Most of the killings are believed to be part of sectarian violence. Four people were killed and 14 wounded in separate mortar attacks on various predominantly Shi'ite districts in Baghdad, police said. (Posted @ 10:00 PST)

2007-07-07T13:31:00.000+01:00

Answer the Call - Live Earth 07/07/07

2007-07-06T21:37:00.001+01:00

Please go to www.liveearth.org and take action yourself.
You can see all 8 Live Earth concerts live and on demand at www.liveearth.msn.com - and you can take action there, too!

Thank you so much.

Syed Wajeeh M. ALAM

Answer the Call - Live Earth 07/07/07

2007-07-06T21:33:00.001+01:00

I'm sending you this email as part of my commitment to take action on the climate crisis.
As part of the Live Earth concerts, people are spreading the word about ways to be part of the worldwide effort.

Please go to www.liveearth.org and take action yourself.
You can see all 8 Live Earth concerts live and on demand at www.liveearth.msn.com - and you can take action there, too!

Thank you so much.

Answer the Call - Live Earth 07/07/07

2007-07-06T21:26:00.001+01:00

Fatima Jinnah Dental College & Hospital the calendar

2007-07-06T01:23:00.001+01:00

to organize, find interesting events, and share schedules with FJ Friends, Students and Alumni. Take a look at this FJ calendar!

View Fatima Jinnah Dental College & Hospital calendar

THIS IS SOMETHING TO CHECK OUT :)

2007-06-21T23:32:00.001+01:00

http://www.anatomy.wisc.edu/courses/gross/index.html

Anatomy 711, 427 and 333 Dissections

	Description	Time
	Dissection 1 Superficial thorax and abdomen	8 Minutes
	Dissection 2 Back muscles and Spinal cord	14 Minutes
	Dissection 3 Abdominal wall	10.5 Minutes
	Dissection 4 Thorax	26.5 Minutes
	Dissection 5 Posterior thorax	21 Minutes
	Dissection 6 Peritoneal cavity	25 Minutes
	Dissection 7 Gastrointestinal tract	24 Minutes
	Dissection 8 Abdominal autonomics	10 Minutes
	Dissection 9 Pelvic outlet	26 Minutes
	Dissection 10 Split pelvis	18 Minutes
	Dissection 11 Superficial face	12.5 Minutes
	Dissection 12 Infratemporal fossa	13 Minutes
	Dissection 13 Superficial neck	14.5 Minutes
	Dissection 14 Deep neck	15.5 Minutes
	Dissection 15 Brain	26 Minutes
	Dissection 16 Orbit	11.5 Minutes
	Dissection 17 Ear	5.5 Minutes
	Dissection 18 Pharynx	35 Minutes
	Dissection 19 Nasal/paranasal	11 Minutes
	Dissection 20 Superficial limbs	7 Minutes
	Dissection 21 Axillary fossa	12.5 Minutes
	Dissection 22 Shoulder and arm	17 Minutes
	Dissection 23 Forearm and hand	20 Minutes
	Dissection 24 Upper limb joints	7.5 Minutes
	Dissection 25 Hip and thigh	15.5 Minutes
	Dissection 26 Leg and foot	14 Minutes
	Dissection 27 Lower limb joints	9 Minutes

@ 2002 Department of Anatomy
University of Wisconsin - Madison Medical School

Teaching

Anatomy Home

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Syed Wajeeh Mashhood ALAM

Karachi – numero uno

2007-06-20T21:54:00.000+01:00

Karachi has two crowns to wear – one being the most polluted mega-city in the world and second the host of the largest slum in Asia..........Don’t forget to don a mask as you go out. You live in the most polluted city.(Ardeshir Cowasjee)

http://spectrum.ieee.org/jun07/5148/3

http://dawn.com/weekly/cowas/20071006.htm

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FJDC WEBSITE NEW LAYOUT

2007-06-20T21:47:00.000+01:00

PEOPLE YOU JUST GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT :P

http://www.fjdc.edu.pk/newlayout/

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must read,Awami Tarana

2007-06-13T10:57:00.001+01:00

Memories......

2007-05-10T19:47:00.000+01:00

Anyone from Karachi knows where to find these :P Chinese Dentists :P and for the rest of the people well Karachi is selfsufficiant with Dentists :P We got Desi RoadSide Dentists(read Quack) then we The chinese (2nd grad of QUACKS) and then we got the Poor souls THE QUALIFIED DENTAL SURGEONS :P

p.s. no comments on the above chinese dentits :P who knows may b they are one of the those QUALIFIED ONES :P

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FJDC & H Blog

2007-05-10T00:38:00.001+01:00

FJDC Blog is a Forum for tobe, new and old students of Fatima Jinnah Dental College & Hospital And people interested. Anyone and everyone is welcome to join…

http://fjdch.blogspot.com/

This is SAD!!!

2007-05-10T00:32:00.001+01:00

U.N. suspends aid work in Pakistani quake area ISLAMABAD, May 9 (Reuters) - The United Nations has suspended aid operations in Bagh district of Azad Kashmir for security reasons after a house where two U.N. staff were living was burnt down on Monday, a U.N. official said Wednesday. Reports said some people objected to the presence of women aid workers and the hiring of women by aid groups. Others have been angered because they failed to get jobs or contracts, aid workers said ."We don't know who did it but there have been a number of disgruntled elements in the community," a spokeswoman said. Six U.N. agencies and their 83 staff have been withdrawn from the district for an initial two weeks, she said.(Posted @ 20:05 PST)

Man kunto Maula

2007-05-09T22:44:00.000+01:00

For a lover, sama is useful because it takes him to the highest peak of love, in such cases the lover has an angel behind him. But a person who indulges in music and at the same time consumes wine and womanises, music is harmful because the effect of music on this person would arouse carnal desires.

Sheikh Saadi

Man kunto maula, Fa Ali-un maula Man kunto maula. Dara dil-e dara dil-e dar-e daani. Hum tum tanana nana, nana nana rayYalali yalali yala, yalayala ray Man tunko maula......

"Whoever accepts me as a master, Ali is his master too." (The above is a hadith - a saying of the Prophet Mohammad (PBH). Rest of the lines are tarana bols that are generally meaninglessand are used for rhythmic chanting by Sufis.)

(Hazrat Khwaja Amir Khusro's )

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2007-05-04T08:04:00.000+01:00

i found an intersting site... you mite as well want to check it out...

http://www.dentistry.bham.ac.uk/ecourse/home/

here you wud find self assesments as well as topics explained :)

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must say not bad people :P not bad at all :P lakin kuch atay jatay lik jaya karain na :)

well..... sorry for not posting anything

2007-04-30T10:17:00.000+01:00

Actually have been kinna busy and mentally preoccupied, so could not post anything.... I am not sure if id be post alot in the comming days but id definitly shall do so as soon as things shape up :)

hope life is treating all of you good..... take care and Hope to see some posts :)

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Sunna hai there is an upcomming mela??

2007-04-26T15:08:00.000+01:00

At fj... hummm... sounds interesting.... would love to hear more about it....

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People do a good deeed

2007-04-24T13:43:00.001+01:00

and use the "Ask" to search, it will help Mercy ships :) at zero cost to us :)

EARTH DAY, APRIL 22nd, 2007

2007-04-22T20:16:00.001+01:00

Earth Day was created in 1970 to spark a revolution against environmental abuse and the organizers, would not take no for an answer. Neither should we. Global warming is real and we're part of the problem. Now, we need to become part of the solution.

(www.earthday.net)

doctors office :)

2007-04-21T14:41:00.001+01:00

I WAS in the doctor's office for a checkup. I grew up in a small town and I know almost everyone who lives there. The woman sitting next to me with a little boy was a slight acquaintance. Feeling a need to make conversation, I remarked, "Oh, but your little boy is just the spitting image of your husband." She looked at me with the strangest expression and replied, "This is my neighbor's little boy."

just love this one... The lyrics are simply Tooo Gooood

2007-04-21T14:36:00.001+01:00

Na To But Kade Ki Talab mujay, Na Haram k Dar ki talash hai.
Jahaan lut giya hai sakoon-e-dil ussi rah guzar ki talash hai,

Tu haram mai jis ko hai dhond ta, mujjay but kade mai wo mil gia.
Tujjay kia malal hai Zahida, yeah nazar nazar ki talash hai.

Mujjay sub qabool falq magar Gham-e-dost muj say talab na kar,
Issay dil say juda karoun meri umar bhar ki talash hai.

Ay Tabib chor youn hi mujhay. main mareez-e-Ishq houn la dawa,

Yeah hai Ishq IShq Ishq

Ishq ki chot ka kuch dil per asar hoto sahi, Dard kam ho ya ziyada magar ho tho sahi.

(yeah hai Ishq Ishq)

Majnu nazar aati hai, laila nazar ata hai, wahshat mai her cheez ulti nazar aati hai.

dehko yeah hai Ishq Ishq

Waadi e Najat say phir ker jo hawa aati hai, Qais k ronay ki ab tak sada aati hai..

yeah hai Ishq Ishq

Kabbay b gay hum na gia per buton ka ishq, is roq ki Khuda k Ghar mai b dawa nahi.

yeah hai ishq ishq

Kafir-e-Ishq huway hum jo sana bhol gay, Naam-e-but yad raaha naam e Khuda Bhol gay.

dehko yeah hai ishq ishq

naaz-o-andaz say kehtay hain k jeena hoga, zaher daitay hain tho kehtay hain k peena hoga, jub mai peeta houn tho kehtay hain k marta b nahi, jub mai marta houn tho kehtay hain k jeena hoga.

dehko yeah hai ishq ishq

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aai tabib chor youn hi mujhy mai mareez-e-ishq houn la dawa,
mujhe jis nay dard ata kia ussi chara gar ki talash hai...

Na To But Kade Ki Talab mujhay,
Na Haram k Dar ki talash hai.

Gibberish

2007-04-21T14:35:00.001+01:00

The following words might seem like gibberish at first glance. However, our mind can actually understand it. Just give it a try.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.

Amazing isn't it?

Welcome To The Blog Dr.Azhar Biabani

2007-04-18T22:23:00.001+01:00

It is really nice to have you with us here on the blog :) thanks for the kind offer u made in that email....which i am going to paste here for everyone to read;

Was really nice to see the blog of my college.This is Dr Azhar Biabani, from the very first batch of FJDC. If you guys/gals need any information/help with your future career or advice, do not hesitate to contact me. Anyone and everyone is welcome!!!

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Consultant Oral and Maxillofacial Surgeon
Mid West Regional Hospital
Limerick
Rep of Ireland

and once again it was nice getting to know you Dr.Azhar

i wonder

2007-04-18T21:05:00.000+01:00

if the people comming and going on gabbly are for real :P hahah.. as in its phunny seeing people come and go :P

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sorry guys for not being as regular in posting in stuff

2007-04-18T20:00:00.000+01:00

Well its been a lil busy at my end... and I started to get a lil bore being the only person ACTUALLY taking part inthis..... any ways AM back now :) dont know for how long but I hope to stay :P

any ways guys i am STILL WAITING FOR U START POSTIN IN STUFF

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Poetry :)

2007-04-18T19:52:00.000+01:00

Woh log bohat khush qismat hain,

Jo ishq ko kaam samajhtai hain,

Ya kaam sai ashiqui kartai hain,

Hum jeetai jee masroof rahai,

Kuch ishq kia, kuch kaam kia,

Kaam ishq kai arrai ata raha,

Aur ishq sai kaam ilajhta raha,

Phir akhir tung akar humnai,

Dono ko adhoora chorrdia!

(Faiz Ahmad Faiz)

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things are getting slower day by day :P

2007-04-13T13:47:00.001+01:00

yeah koi acha scne nahi hai.... HELLOW people where is everyone :P

I wonder....

2007-04-11T20:59:00.000+01:00

Oral Surgery lecture 1940

Oral Surgery Clinic, Philadelphia General Hospital

I wonder what these guys saw?? :P and the doc at the last row.. some where up there... well he could have gone home and looked into his books that would have been may be worth more :P

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Liar!

2007-04-10T14:07:00.001+01:00

just had to send this one in :P hahah :P specially liked the WHY MUST YOU TURN MY OFFICE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES??

16 things it takes most of us 50 years to learn

2007-04-10T11:31:00.001+01:00

Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn:

1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.

3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

4. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

5. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11.

6. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

7. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

8. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

9. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

10. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and he decides to deliver a message to humanity, he will NOT use as his messenger a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle or in some cases, really bad make-up too.

11. You should not confuse your career with your life.

12. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person.

13. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

14. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

15. Your true friends love you, anyway.

16. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Gabbly chat

2007-04-08T15:10:00.000+01:00

Hi guys.... we have a chat box now :P as in any one who's on the page can chat online instantly to the other person... :) its located on the right side under the links :) gabbly chat :)

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Liar!

2007-04-07T22:07:00.001+01:00

just had to send this one in :P hahah :P specially liked the WHY MUST YOU TURN MY OFFICE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES??

WORST JOB

2007-04-07T20:57:00.000+01:00

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2007-04-07T11:18:00.000+01:00

I am running out of material guys..... any ways i guess will have to keep on sending till some one actually wakes up :)

so 7th of April... a Saturday.. two more days of holidays for the ones out of Pakistan :) Sunday and Monday (Easter ki khushi mai) and besides that.... humm nothing much.... we had a some drizzling and now its again dry :) aur kia?? hummm

HEY CONGRATULATIONS Saira on getting into NYU :) bohot bohot mubarakbaat :) wish u all the best and HAPPY STUDYIN :) new york gal :P.....

okay then.... ba bye for now....

ps... replies are awaited :P

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"Disorder in the Court."

2007-04-06T02:28:00.001+01:00

From a little book called "Disorder in the Court."
They're things people actually said in court, word for word.

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteen.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: What did she say?

A: What disco am I at?

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about
it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

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Q: Did he kill you?

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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?

A: I went to Europe, Sir.

Q: And you took your new wife?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?

A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

Hey Anny... check this out....

2007-04-06T01:23:00.000+01:00

AOA,
Anny I am not 100 percent sure if this thing will work or not... but i guess its worth a try...
the name of the software is TOR.... u can download it from http://tor.eff.org/ then follow the instructions... and lets see... may b it opens up the net for you :)

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Easter

2007-04-05T22:43:00.000+01:00

AINT THIS COOL.. schools colleges, work everything will be closed for the next couple of days.. total chutti :P ka scene hai :P

and not to forget Easter chocolates :P yummmmmmmmm

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pirates

2007-04-05T11:46:00.001+01:00

many of you must have seen this one already.. if u havent then i recommend u check it out.... :) it really makes u think and realise alot of stuff

Good morning :)

2007-04-05T08:42:00.000+01:00

Good morning... Asalaaam Alaikum :) happy 5th of April to you all :P and humm baqi scene yeah hai k ill hit the shower and get ready phir will have some breakfast jab tak k liyeah ijaazat take care have fun and chillax :P

p.s. aaap logon ko koi kuch nahi kahey ga if wud post in some stuff!!
dentist
oral surgeon

Desi, Bollywood, Indian, Hindi Movie Clips, Movies, Cinema, Comedy & More: Russell Peters Introduces Dan Nainan

2007-04-04T14:44:00.000+01:00

Desi, Bollywood, Indian, Hindi Movie Clips, Movies, Cinema, Comedy & More: Russell Peters Introduces Dan Nainan

2007-04-04T14:07:00.000+01:00

This is just to check something :P any ways taking the oppertunity to say HI as well :P whats up people how is everyone????

dentist
oral surgeon

Brainstem

2007-04-04T11:17:00.001+01:00

this is a must, must, must see for all. specially the students of neuroanatomy..... :P

Hummm :) since i gotta post somthing..

2007-04-04T10:58:00.000+01:00

so here we go... the picture or diagram on the left has been a product of the popular celebrity anorexia problem :P so now we can start having top models and celebrities in our anatomy books instead of the usual boring pictures of people we don't even know, this wud be the new thing, and above all the students would read with much more interest----> which would lead to better understanding----> resulting in better grades and better doctors :P

Rx for Survival

2007-04-03T15:04:00.000+01:00

Rx for Survival — A Global Health Challenge is a groundbreaking multimedia project, anchored by a six-hour PBS television series and a two-hour special program, supported by a rich Web site that can help you get informed and get involved, and accompanied by a campaign to help the neediest children in the developing world. Check it out!

2007-04-03T11:33:00.000+01:00

This picture was taken from the siemens web page karachi devision... just loved the view.....

First Aid for Non-Medically Minded People

2007-04-02T16:21:00.001+01:00

Electricution

Is he/she still connected to the power supply? If so, SWITCH OFF THE
POWER IMMEDIATELY. Electricity costs an absolute fortune, and it
would be going to waste.

Check the victims pulse, (if you can find their wrist amongst the stack
of charred bones and greasy, bubbling flesh that was once a human
being). And do try not to be squeamish about it.
Drive the victim to the nearest casualty ward. You can use him/her to
jumpstart the engine as well if need be.

Treating burns and scalds

Run the affected area under a cold tap as soon as possible. (N.B. If
the victim's entire body is a swirling mass of flames it may a little
too late for this).

If the victim has spilt hot liquid over his/her clothes, then REMOVE
CLOTHING IMMEDIATELY. You can never tell, the sight of you parading
around naked may cheer them up and take their mind off their injury.
Remind the victim that worse things happen at sea. Cite drowning as
an example.

Fractures and broken limbs

Check the injured area to see if the break or fracture has resulted in
a tubular shard of shearing white bone jutting outwards through the
bloody mass of flesh. If it has, then tell the victim that they are
going to die. That always puts the wind up them.

Tie a splint to the victims leg and ask them to walk up and down for
a few minutes. They will probably fall down unconscious, making the
rest of your job easier.

Do not move the broken or fractured limb as this may result in an
abnormal position. However, if you're feeling daring, try pointing
legs in the wrong direction, bending wrists through 180 degrees, etc.
It really is amazing the number of fascinating contortions you can
produce. Far better than Play-Doh.

Choking On Food

Try to dislodge the article blocking the victims windpipe by punching
them hard in the stomach. Do remember to duck before the particles of
food hit you in the eye, however.

Call the waiter and ask for a 20 percent reduction on the bill.
Make a mental note to order soup next time.

Cuts And Wounds

Dress the wound, whatever that means.
Try and limit the blood loss by tying a tourniquet tightly around the
victims throat unit they experience difficulty in breathing.
Ha ha, only kidding. Tie the tourniquet just above the wound. Just my
little joke.

Stitch up the wound with aluminium wire.
Ha ha! Caught you again! Outsmarted you! Still, I am an expert, you know.

Objects Stuck In The Eye

Rinse the victims eye in lukewarm water. DO NOT USE SOAP AS WELL, IDIOT.
Offer to pick the object out of the victims eye with your teeth. This
usually results in the object mysteriously "going away" and not bothering
the victim any more before you can get to it.

Concussion

When the victim comes round, ask them what day it is, who the President
is, how many fingers you are holding up. To make it more
difficult, hold the fingers up behind your back. Then total up the
victims score and send it to me at this address:
Concussion Quiz, P.O. Box 1302, Göttingen, D-18017,
the highest score wins a mystery prize.

Talk in Swahili to disorientate the victim a bit more. Yes, there's a
whole bundle of laughs when it comes to concussion.
Here's a good one: before the victim comes round, switch off all the
lights. When he/she regains consciousness, shout "Thank God! We thought
you might be dead, or blinded or something.

Goood Morning :P

2007-04-02T11:28:00.001+01:00

Murphy's Laws of EMS

The First Law of EMS:

All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, without regard to the time.
Corollary 1: Fewer accidents would occur if EMS personnel would never eat.
Corollary 2: Always order food "to go".

The Law of Gravity:
Any instrument, when dropped, will always come to rest in the least accessible place possible.

The Rule of Random Syncronicity:
Emergency calls will randomly come in all at once.

The Law of Respiratory Arrest:
All patients who are vomiting and must be intubated will have just completed a large meal of Barbecue and Onions, Garlic Pizza, and Pickled Herring, all of which was washed down with at least three cans of Beer.

The First Rule of Equipment:
Any piece of Life-saving Equipment will never malfunction or fail until: a)You need it to save a life, or b)The salesman leaves.

The Other Rules of Equipment:

Interchangeable parts don't....
Leak proof seals will.....
Self-starters won't......

The Law of Triage:
In any accident, the degree of injury suffered by a patient is inversely proportional to the amount and volume of agonized screaming produced by that patient.

The Gross Injury Law:
Any injury, the sight of which makes you want to puke, should immediately be covered by 4x4's and Kerlix.

The Law of EMS Educators:
Those who can't do, teach.

The Law of EMS Evaluators:
Those who can't do or teach, evaluate.

The Law of Light:
As the seriousness of any given injury increases, the availability of light to examine that injury decreases.

The Law of Space:
The amount of space which is needed to work on a patient varies inversely with the amount of space which is available to work on that patient.

EMS Relativity:
The number of distraught and uncooperative relatives surrounding any given patient varies exponentially with the seriousness of the patient's illness or injury.

The First Rule of Bystanders
Any bystander who offers you help will give you none.

The Second Rule of Bystanders:
Always assume that any Physician found at the scene of an emergency is a Gynecologist, until proven otherwise. (Unless the emergency is obstetrical in nature, then the bystander will be a Dermatologist.)

The Law of Rules:
As soon as an EMS Rule is accepted as absolute, an exception to that Rule will immediately occur.

Bruce's Philosophers Song

2007-04-02T01:11:00.001+01:00

Text animation to "Bruce's Philosophers Song" from the Monty Python sketch "Bruces."

Words and music by Eric Idle

Happy Dent Chewing Gum

2007-04-01T14:25:00.001+01:00

Daddu Ki Amanat

2007-04-01T14:23:00.001+01:00

check this out :P

2007-04-01T11:44:00.000+01:00

Eid Miladun Nabi (SAW)

Mubarak

Everyone :)

Frequent long-haul flights bad for health: study

2007-04-01T11:31:00.001+01:00

NEW YORK: Airplane crew and passengers who frequently fly between several time zones face a number of health problems including disruptions in a woman’s menstrual cycle and even short-term psychiatric disturbances, researchers from the UK warn in a report published on Thursday in The Lancet.There seems to be no getting use to long-haul flights, according to researchers who report that flight crews who regularly take long journeys are not protected from the effects of jet lag such as poor and interrupted sleep, mood changes, irritability, stomach problems, and decreased brain power.Jet lag from crossing several time zones also causes a dip in an athlete’s performance, note Jim Waterhouse and two associates from the Research Institute for Sport and Exercise Sciences at Liverpool John Moores University.Jet lag is worse for older travellers, and its severity increases with the number of time zones crossed. “If the journey crosses fewer than about three time zones, then jet lag is unlikely to be a major difficulty for most people,” the authors write.The direction of travel also matters, Waterhouse and colleagues say, with flights to the east bringing more jet lag than flights to the west.So how long will it last? Jet lag caused by eastbound flights lasts for several days “roughly equal to two-thirds of the number of time zones crossed, and about half the number of time zones crossed for westward flights,” Waterhouse and colleagues report.Currently, there is no cure for jet lag, but there are some things frequent long-haul travellers can do to try to lessen the impact of jet lag upon arrival. For journeys that cross more than three time zones, travellers can help the body clock adjust by deliberately seeking or avoiding sunlight at the new destination, the investigators offer.Trying to maintain alertness during the day at the new destination by exercising and/or drinking caffeinated beverages may also help. The jury is still out on the value of taking the hormone melatonin to curb jet lag, the authors say. Melatonin is secreted during sleep and has been implicated in jet lag, but Waterhouse and colleagues don’t advise using melatonin until more research is conducted.What’s needed, they conclude, is a “more detailed understanding of the molecular changes associated with time zone changes...with a view to developing drugs to promote clock adjustment and further assessments of new sleep-promoting and alertness-promoting drugs.”—Reuters

Advice for Pre-Meds --- A MUST READ!!

2007-03-31T15:04:00.001+01:00

Here is a little something for first year students or those wishing to enter. And for the rest

to testifiy :) This was originally published under another name. Hope this helps.

There are a few things I would like to tell you before you start
medical school....and, of course, these are only my opinions and may not
represent the opinions of anyone else in this entire world....so take it with
a grain of salt.

01 - Everyone, including my doctor, told me to get the hell out of medicine
before I got in.
02 - I busted my ass in high school, college, etc...to get to med school.
03 - Once in medical school, what you did to get you there no longer matters.
04 - Be prepared to study....then study somemore, and then a little more...
and then be prepared to not do well on the test.
05 - Be prepared to accept the reality that you may be an idiot (this came
as a shock to me).
06 - Be thankful that everyone else in your class is also an idiot and no
one expects you to know everything all at once, and for every test.
07 - Realize that getting ahead in med school means making lots of
friends ... those who step on toes to get to the top are quickly
shunned by the rest of the class. This is very bad since people
tend to get a hold of old tests, helpful hints, book
recommendations, etc..that will be of great benefit to you. If you
are the smartest person in the class...dont try to show off and be
cocky. There will be plenty of opportunities for people to
undermine you if they decide they dont like your attitude. In
short, have fun, be nice....make sure you are likable to a large
number of people.
08 - No one can go through medical school 8 times, so dont be such a "pal"
that you end up doing extra work (typing a review sheet, for
example) for your friends while they are out having a good time.
09 - For me, the first year was NOT the hardest. This is b/c I was used
to busting my ass to get into medical school that I never slowed
down. For some, it is the "wake up call" if you never studied in
college.
10 - The second year IS the hardest, its survival of the fittest. They
want you to know everything about everything, and some more in
between. People quit after every exam.
11 - Once thru your second year, the rest is cheesecake. You dress like
a doctor, work like a doctor, and hopefully start acting like a
doctor.
12 - Once thru your second year, you realize the first 2 were bullshit and
you know nothing and can't remember the rest.
13 - Its relatively easy to PASS medical school, it requires more
dedication than genius to get a High Pass, and a mixture of both to
Honor.
14 - Remember that P=MD (meaning that if you PASS you will become a
doctor). Also, remember that P is not equal to ENT, SURGERY,
OBGYN, DERMATOLOGY, etc...so basically, everyone who graduates is a
doctor, but not everyone who graduates is the doctor they may want
to be.
15 - In the middle of the second year, they could not pay you enough to
be a doctor.
16 - In the middle of the second year, you cant afford to quit b/c you now
have a huge loan to pay back.
17 - The best years of your life are while you are in medical school.
18 - The worst years of your life are while you are in medical school.
19 - Dating in medical school is close to impossible. If you can find
someone who understands your language, your schedule, your attitude,
your financial situation...marry them first, ask questions later.
20 - Sleeping/eating right become luxuries in medical school.
21 - Noone will ever understand your schedule or what the hell you are
doing (eg why you have to study 2 weeks before a test).
22 - You will have to study 2 weeks for a test.
23 - You will have to learn to budget your time wisely if you want to ever
have a life. Same goes for your money.
24 - Some people go out every night and do exceptionally well in medical
school...if this is you...great. If this is not you...Sorry.
25 - Some people bust their ass every day and fail medical school...hope this
is not you.
26 - The person who finds the best balance between study, social, family,
friends, entertainment will make the best of medical school.
27 - The ass who always aces every test and never studies is everyone in
medical school BUT you.
28 - The fact that you can dissect a rat in college has no bearing on your
performance in medical school.
29 - The fact that your favorite class in college is Biology is unique
b/c the smartest people in medical school today are NOT biology
majors and, in fact, have never taken such a class.
30 - The fact that you have taken such classes will help in the first year,
and give you more time for other things while your classmates are
"learning how to use the microscope".
31 - If a histology class is offered at your school, take it..take it
again...teach it...learn to love it. You can essentially SKIP your
medical school histology class if you know it well enough.
32 - You may have thought that all the BULLSHIT classes you took in high
school/college would come to an end when you got to medical
school ... sorry...they are still there.
33 - You wont believe the amount of information they want you to know.
34 - You wont believe the amount of information you can forget.
35 - Old tests can save your ass...they can also sink you if you just
memorize answers.
36 - You will have to rearrange your life, study habits, friendships
around being a student. No one will understand that you need to
study so much, for so long. I study at least 10 hours a day, every
day. I usually take a day off. Some people dont..thats just me.
I also am not at the top of my class. You have to find your
balance/grade tradeoff/relationship breaker time periods for
studying.
37 - Drugs are bad, dont do drugs. If you need help staying awake, you are
too tired to study..go to sleep.
38 - Your friends, collegues, will do drugs and make A's. Hopefully, life
will weed them out. Until then, be cool and realize that maybe
making C's is your maximum performance level.
39 - Dont neglect friends/family/pets - they are good for fun/meals/etc.
They can also be a drag (Come out with us, you can study tomorrow).
You need to have a long talk with these people if you do get into
medical school.
40 - To the rest of the world, you are not a doctor until you graduate the
4th year. To your family, you are a doctor two weeks before you
start your first year. If ever asked any medical questions, follow
your answer with a disclaimer (....but I would go to your doctor if
you are worried about it because I don't really know). Be careful
what you say, because people are listening.
41 - Never listen to a previous medical students advice on medical school.
They have been run though the meat grinder and couldnt think of
putting anyone else thru such torture. They tend to leave out the
good stuff like parties, good friends, fun memories, their first
patient contact, someone calling you DOC, getting to wear a white
coat, and knowing what the hell is going on during ER.

In summary, if you are not sure you want to be a doctor...be very sure you want
to be a doctor before you come to medical school. That bullshit about "helping
people" will get you nowhere your first 2 years. We are all in medical school
because we want to "help people" but this alone will not get you an MD. You need
to be dedicated to yourself, your studies, your talents, and your life as a whole
just to get thru the first 2 years. Any outside pressures you have will burst
while you are in school so be prepared to handle that before you get here. We
are not special in any way, we are not geniuses, but, we are willing to work
hard...and that, my friend, is what will make you successful in medical school.

Good Luck.

Life in Hypochondria - (c) 1999 by W. Bruce Cameron

2007-03-31T13:45:00.001+01:00

Life in Hypochondria

I am one of those people for whom the mention of a disease is the same as a
diagnosis. This is particularly true when those public service messages
come on the radio, listing the 14 signs of edema--invariably, I have all 14
symptoms. Like this:

Public Service Announcer: "Do you have skull apathy? Skull apathy
afflicts one out of ten men who were present during atomic bomb tests and
then later fell into the Love Canal. Listen closely to these symptoms:

"Has there recently been an obvious change in a wart or mole, such as
pulsating colors or bird whistles?"

(Ohmygosh, yes! I have a mole I've been calling Bullwinkle, because that
is sort of who it looks like, and lately he seems to have developed a funny
bend in one of his legs.)

"Do you sometimes believe you can see Al Gore talking without moving his
lips?"

(Yes!)

"Do you think you are like everyone else?"

(Doesn't everybody?)

"Do you have trouble booting Windows 95?"

(Yes!)

"Do flames shoot out of your eyes when you are driving at night?"

(Yes! Well, sort of.)

"Are you troubled by cold sheets, swooping bats, percussion grenades?"

(Yes Yes Yes!)

"Did you cry at the movie Titanic, even though there were other guys in the
theater?"

(Yes! Hey wait, I didn't say that.)

"If you answered yes to any of these questions, it is probably too late to
see a doctor. In fact, you probably lapsed into a coma somewhere after the
third question. Have a nice day."

Just great, now I've got skull apathy and I'm about to go coma. I zoom
home and breathlessly dial my doctor's telephone number, assuring the
receptionist that this is a life and death emergency and yes, I have
insurance.

"This is Doctor Spleensplitter."

"Doctor Spleensplitter! This is Bruce Cameron! Thank God you answered the
phone."

"Oh, I'm... I believe I picked up the wrong line."

"Dr. Spleensplitter, I've got the top ten reasons to have skull apathy,
plus I can feel a coma coming on. You have to help me!"

"Skull apathy?"

"Yes."

"What sort of symptoms are you experiencing, Mr. Cameron?"

"Well, I have this mole shaped like a moose, only lately it looks like it
has developed a limp."

"Well then. Maybe you should see a veterinarian."

"Plus, I sometimes see Al Gore using Windows 95 without moving his lips!"

"Mr. Cameron..."

"I need some of those same pills you gave me last time."

"Mr. Cameron, those were placeboes."

"Yes, that's what I need, more placeboes! Only more powerful ones."

"More powerful placeboes."

"Yes!"

"Mr. Cameron, may I ask you a very important question?"

"Yes, I have insurance."

"No, not that. I was reviewing your file the other day..."

"You were? Why, do you suspect I've got something even more serious than
skull apathy?"

"No, actually, it's because our staff requested a whole new filing cabinet
to put it in, and I wanted to see if there was anything in there we could
throw out. Mr. Cameron, do you realize you've complained of nearly every
malady known to man?"

"I have?"

"Plus some I'd never heard of before. Wake Apnea. Sudden Shower Syndrome.
Reverse Appendicitis. And now this new one..."

"Skull apathy?"

"Precisely. Mr. Cameron, has anyone ever suggested to you that you might
be suffering a bit of hypochondria?"

"Hypochondria? Is it serious? What are the symptoms? Tell me straight,
doc, how much time have I got?"

"No, it isn't serious at all. In fact, a lot of people have it, in some
form or another."

"So I caught it from somebody else?"

"Mr. Cameron, hypochondria is merely a term for people who worry
obsessively that they may have some disease or affliction."

"Well, I am worried! I'm worried I might have hypochondria! Are there any
placeboes that can be used to cure it?"

"You're not understanding me, Mr. Cameron. It isn't a real disease."

"You mean I'm sick with something FAKE?" This opens up a whole new realm
of doom that I hadn't even contemplated before. I swallow, feeling the
first trickle of a whole host of phony symptoms. "What's next, a CAT scan?
An MRI? Should I have my internal organs removed? Doc, I'm too young to
have hypochondria. I was just beginning to live life to the fullest!"
Well, maybe not to the fullest, but I had just purchased fresh batteries
for the TV remote and was looking forward to a night of crisp channel
changes. Now it seems pointless, somehow.

"Mr. Cameron, I'm afraid I'm not making myself clear, here. There's
nothing really wrong with you. You just have a morbid obsession."

He thinks he is fooling me, with his medical jargon, but I know what
morbidity is. From the Greek word "Mortimer," which means death.
Mortician. Post Mortem. Today I mort, yesterday I morted, tomorrow I will
have mortalized. Tomorrow.

"24 hours." I whisper.

"Mr. Cameron?"

"I appreciate you calling me, Doc."

"Well, I didn't call you."

"Whatever. I just... having one more day to at least put my life in order,
maybe catch one last episode of Baywatch..."

"Mr. Cameron."

"Yes?"

He sighs heavily. "I'll call in a prescription for some placeboes right
away. Treated aggressively, you should be well on your way to recovery by
the end of the week."

2007-03-31T11:40:00.000+01:00

Good morning... /Afternoon what ever suits you :P (time difference) any ways.... its said that one should start ones day with some laugh... so here are a couple of ticklers...

The patient awakened after the operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn.
"Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor.
"Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."

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"Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!"

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Ponder This: The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him.

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A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor:"It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side)"And when I press here" (pressing the other side)"And here" (his leg)"And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms)
So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... "You've got a broken finger!

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The Ranks of a Hospital

Surgeon:

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more productive than a train
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks with God

Internist:

Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God if special request is approved

General Practitioner:

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Is occasionally addressed by God

Resident:

Barely clears a picket fence
Loses tug-of-war with a train
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Swims well
Talks with animals

Intern:

Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by a train
Is not issued ammunition
Dog paddles
Talks to walls

Medical Student:

Runs into buildings
Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
Wets himself with a water pistol
Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
Mumbles to himself

Nurse:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
The Nurse IS god!!!!

alternative Methods of healing

2007-03-31T03:30:00.000+01:00

http://www.methodsofhealing.com lol... phunny how things come up :P hahah just when i was about to close my net.. i recieved an email tellin me about alternative medicine, holististic treatments and other traditional methods of healing at http://www.methodsofhealing.com so thought before i hit bed id check it out...

it says it helps smokers to STOP SMOKING :P sounds interesting... so all of u who do mite want to check holistic treatments...

besides that it also claims Irritable Bowel Syndrome which is alos stress related... so what i figure is that this alternate medicine tretment thing helps fight stress related stuff...

okay now lets see what wikipedia has to say about it :

Alternative medicine describes practices used in place of conventional medical treatments. Complementary medicine describes practices used in conjunction and cooperation with conventional medicine, to assist the existing process. The term complementary and alternative medicine (CAM) is an umbrella term for both branches. CAM includes practices that incorporate spiritual, metaphysical, or religious underpinnings; non-evidence based practices, non-European medical traditions, or newly developed approaches to healing.
The National Center for Complementary and Alternative Medicine defines complementary and alternative medicine as "a group of diverse medical and health care systems, practices, and products that are not presently considered to be part of conventional medicine". It also defines integrative medicine as "[combining] mainstream medical therapies and CAM therapies for which there is some high-quality scientific evidence of safety and effectiveness".[1] Ralph Snyderman and Andrew Weil state "integrative medicine is not synonymous with complementary and alternative medicine (CAM). It has a far larger meaning and mission in that it calls for restoration of the focus of medicine on health and healing and emphasizes the centrality of the patient-physician relationship".[2]
The list of therapies included under CAM changes gradually. If and when CAM therapies that are proven to be safe and effective become adopted into conventional health care, they gradually cease to be considered CAM, since adoption and acceptance often take time.

Holism appears in psychosomatic medicine. In the 1970s the holistic approach was considered one possible way to conceptualize psychosomatic phenomena. Instead of charting one-way causal links from psyche to soma, or vice-versa, it aimed at a systemic model, where multiple biological, psychological and social factors were seen as interlinked. Other, alternative approaches at that time were psychosomatic and somatopsychic approaches, which concentrated on causal links only from psyche to soma, or from soma to psyche, respectively. (Lipowski 1977) At present it is commonplace in psychosomatic medicine to state that psyche and soma cannot really be separated for practical or theoretical purposes. A disturbance on any level - somatic, psychic, or social - will radiate to all the other levels, too. In this sense, psychosomatic thinking is similar to the biopsychosocial model of medicine.
In alternative medicine, a holistic approach to healing recognizes that the emotional, mental, spiritual and physical elements of each person comprise a system, and attempts to treat the whole person in its context,[1] concentrating on the cause of the illness as well as symptoms. Examples of such holistic therapies include Acupuncture, Ayurveda, Chinese medicine, Indian Head Massage, Naturopathic medicine, Qi Gong, Reiki, and Reflexology. They usually do not originate from the western medical-scientific tradition, and lack scientific evidence to verify their claims. (http://www.methodsofhealing.com)

Holism (from ὅλος holos, a Greek word meaning all, entire, total) is the idea that all the properties of a given system (biological, chemical, social, economic, mental, linguistic, etc.) cannot be determined or explained by the sum of its component parts alone. Instead, the system as a whole determines in an important way how the parts behave.
The general principle of holism was concisely summarized by Aristotle in the Metaphysics: "The whole is more than the sum of its parts".
Reductionism is sometimes seen as the opposite of holism. Reductionism in science says that a complex system can be explained by reduction to its fundamental parts. Essentially, chemistry is reducible to physics, biology is reducible to chemistry and physics, psychology and sociology are reducible to biology, etc. Some other proponents of reductionism, however, think that holism is the opposite only of greedy reductionism.
On the other hand, holism and reductionism can also be regarded as complementary viewpoints, in which case they both would be needed to get a proper account of a given system.

GOOD NITE

2007-03-31T03:21:00.000+01:00

OKay then This wud be the last post for today :P or rather for yesterday :P and now i shall call it a day... will get back to sendin in some stuff... but for now

its SHAB BA KHAIR :) ALLAH HAFIZ... Good nite :P

and people please gimme some feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed back :)

2007-03-30T22:13:00.001+01:00

Just saw this page... in fact was referred to it

A glimpse into future of KARACHI... was the heading... any ways check it out.. looks cool.. :)

http://www.tabraiz.net/rambling/karachi_near_future_maga_projects/karachi_near_future.htm

......

but what bothers me is that they are not working on safty issues of the common man, the police (AKA MUHAFIZ) are to be feared... thieves, robbers and the decoits work along with the police fearing non... shouldn't these problems be addressed on top priority...

I personally don't know.. may be we should invest more in schools, colleges and HOSPITALS... so that even a common man can benefit... as in both education and health have been and are gradually being made impossible for the rest of the nation to afford...

2007-03-30T20:16:00.000+01:00

hummmmmm chalo at last some progress :)

we

GOT

Dr. SALEHA

WITH US NOW :P :P Welcome doctor sahiba

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by the way Somebody is selling a skull... so anybody who wants to buy it should contact dat somebody before everybody else does...

http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=185462&tid=2523812333234538664&start=1

and this reminds me there is someone else as well who has a complete skeleton in the closet... so if anyone is interested tho contact....

http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=15421046177835783234

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2007-03-30T09:44:00.000+01:00

Asalaam Alaikum :)

GOOD MORNING:)

SUBBA BA KHAIR :)

Bonjour :)

Hola :)

O-HA-YOH GO-ZA-EE-MAS :P

Buon giorno

Marhabah

Sabbah-el-Khair

Namaste

Ni Hao

Shalom

Adaab

Kem Che

Namaskar :)

now that i m done with the morning part :P i am sure it must be afternoon time when your done reading :P

GOOOD AFTERNOOOON :P

well jokes apart do check out this

The Dental Safety Compliance Blog

it really gives u tips and small things to remember so that safety is ensured.

Artery Stiffness May Be Reversed By Long-Term Smoking Cessation

2007-03-30T02:10:00.000+01:00

-----> !! S T O P S M O K I N G !! <-----

Ex-smokers achieved non-smokers' level of arterial stiffness after a decade of smoking cessation, in a cross-sectional study reported in Hypertension: Journal of the American Heart Association. "Smoking is a major risk factor, not only for lung disease and cancer, but also for heart attack, stroke and heart failure," said lead author Noor Ahmed Jatoi, M.B.B.S., D.C.N., D.M.M.D. "Our group has previously shown that smoking a single cigarette, passive or second-hand smoking and chronic smoking all lead to stiffer arteries, which in turn increase resistance in the blood vessels and, therefore, increase the work the heart must do." However, it was not clear if smoking cessation would be associated with reduced arterial stiffness. Stiffness in the arteries can increase blood pressure and is associated with increased risk of cardiovascular events. The researchers studied 554 people (average age 47, 56 percent female) who had high blood pressure but had never been treated for it. Researchers divided the subjects into: current smokers (150), ex-smokers (136) and never-smokers (268). "We categorized ex-smokers according to how long they were off cigarettes - under one year, more than one but less than 10 years and more than 10 years of smoking cessation," said Jatoi, a Ph.D. student in clinical pharmacology at Trinity Health Sciences Centre and Hypertension Clinic at St. James's Hospital, Trinity College Dublin (University of Dublin), Ireland. Researchers used Arterial Pulse Wave Analysis, a technology that measures arterial stiffness. They found that current and ex-smokers of only one year had significantly higher stiffness measurements compared with non-smokers. In ex-smokers, duration of smoking cessation was directly related to improvement in arterial stiffness. They found some improvement after one to 10 years, but arterial stiffness parameters only reached normal levels after more than a decade of smoking cessation. "Our study reinforces the message that smoking cessation is an important step smokers can take to enhance the quality and length of their lives. It shows both the unhealthy effects of smoking and the benefit of smoking cessation on the arterial wall," he said. "The longer one stops smoking the better." However, researchers noted that results need to be confirmed in a prospective, longitudal study - one that follows patients over time.

### Co-authors are Paula Jerrard-Dunne, M.D.; John Feely, M.D. and senior author Azra Mahmud, M.D., Ph.D. The American Heart Association strongly supports the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act, bipartisan federal legislation that would give the Food and Drug Administration authority to regulate the manufacture, sale, distribution, labeling and promotion of tobacco products. The Association also advocates for smoke-free air policies, cigarette excise tax increases and comprehensive state tobacco control prevention and treatment programs. For more information, visit http://www.americanheart.org/fdatobacco. Statements and conclusions of study authors that are published in the American Heart Association scientific journals are solely those of the study authors and do not necessarily reflect association policy or position. The American Heart Association makes no representation or warranty as to their accuracy or reliability.

THE TAKE HOME MESSAGE

-----> !! S T O P S M O K I N G !! <-----

THIS CALLS FOR CELEBRATION

2007-03-29T23:44:00.001+01:00

we at last got a person

who sent in some feedback :P

way to go

Taimur

FJDCeeeeeeeee Zindaband :P

2007-03-29T22:09:00.000+01:00

hey does any one have that song??? :P we should have it up here somewhere :P so if anyone has it or knows were to find it... please lemme know :)

will put a link to it.... :)

SHAAAAAAAAADI MUBARAK!!

2007-03-29T14:02:00.000+01:00

bohot bohot shadi mubarak ho tummay Sara.... aur this time i hope the wedding greeting are ON TIME :)

chalo phir take care and once again congratulations :)

Watch "Near Death Experience" on Google Video

2007-03-29T10:59:00.001+01:00

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ASALAAAM ALAIKUM

2007-03-29T09:58:00.000+01:00

BELATED GOOOD MORNIN :P Suba pakhair :) well its the 29th of March..... and Thank God we have a bright day with a beautiful light blue sky... (well personally i dont mind a lil clouds here and there.... the Karachi syndrome: we love it when its not bright and sunny) any ways....

so lets see what this day brings us....

ps.. wish everyone a GREAT DAY AHEAD.....

Pakistan Ki Betian Aur Pakistan Keh Begeraat PART 1

2007-03-29T03:24:00.001+01:00

had to post it again.. for it got deleted/removed by mistake from the last post.....

Oral Cancer...

2007-03-29T03:12:00.001+01:00

most of u wud remember this one :) Thanks to niz who put it up on u tube....

CHECK THIS OUT.....

2007-03-28T22:12:00.000+01:00

YOU CAN NOW LEAVE MSGS.... :P just go to the shout box and type in a quick msg :) as simple as 1 2 and 3 :P

and besides that.... how about starting to send in some POSTS :P now seriously..... this thing would get bored if I am to write (speak) to the walls.....

I NEED FEEDBACK!!!

Hotline set up for Woolmer clues

2007-03-28T21:00:00.000+01:00

Still waiting for you guys to start posting....

KINGSTON, March 27: Jamaican police issued another appeal for witnesses in the murder of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer on Tuesday and offered a 24-hour hotline for people who might have clues to help solve the mystery.Nine days after the killing, Jamaica’s deputy police commissioner Mark Shields said there were no significant developments and no clear suspects in the strangulation murder of one of the world’s best-known cricket coaches.He said police were looking for `people who may have heard something or seen something within the hotel that raised their suspicions, which so far they haven't come forward with.The important thing is that we get to those people and give them the opportunity to come forward and talk to us.Shields has said the probe was complicated by the departure from Jamaica of players participating in the World Cup tournament, as well as officials and fans who packed Kingston's Pegasus Hotel, where Woolmer was found unconscious in his room on March 18. He was pronounced dead in hospital.The international phone line 1-876-927-5000, would be operating 24 hours a day, seven days a week, he said.If you don’t want to phone an international number, call your local police if you're now back at home in your own country or you've moved on, in an effort to contact us, and the message will come through to me, added Shields.Police are trying to establish the movements of everyone who was in the hotel during the time Woolmer was killed, between Saturday evening and Sunday morning.Shields said police had still not received toxicology and other test results on Woolmer's body. —Reuters

.....The above has been taken from the Dawn news paper Internet addition.....

i really doubt this would be of use..... as in if any one would have heard something or seen something then that person would have said so..... UNLESS they are inventing some WITNESS.... any ways..... what ever has happened is sad.... i do hope justice is brought into account.....

A video about Young girls :( PART 1

2007-03-28T01:59:00.001+01:00

Was sent this video by a dear friend thought i would share it with you guys..

ITS SAD!!

A video about Young girls who runaway from home due to force marriage plus Saas treatment and treatment of Pakistani Begeraats in our society,

How Pakistani rich males treat woman's and then Police treatment

2007-03-28T01:00:00.000+01:00

its 2am and i am about to hit bed :) and the visitor counter is ticking but unfortunately its still me and myself posting stuff :P haha...

by the way Saleha... u did not mention k SARA ka nikka aaj tha :P chalo khair hai.. wedding tho nahi thi na :P so CONGRATULATIONS and MUBARAKBAAT to Sara :)

okay then i shall sign of...

So Allah HAfiz and take care...... and all the best to the people who have some exam

2007-03-27T17:23:00.002+01:00

Thanks for the correction Saleha..... well the wedding aint today as i had thought :P instead its on the 29th of March :)

okay guys take care ba bye for now.... will get back later :)

2007-03-27T17:23:00.001+01:00

Thanks for the correction Saleha..... well the wedding aint today as i had thought :P instead its on the 29th of March :)

okay guys take care ba bye for now.... will get back later :)

Goood Morning

2007-03-27T09:33:00.000+01:00

Good morning or rather Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, Doctors and students..... hummm nice to see many of you have visited the blog but yet no one has sent anything in, so in an attempt to keep it updated and things flowing in here is again a post just for the heck of it :P

A beautiful sunny bright day has just started (at least for me) I know most of you are up since long.... so lets see what the day has for us.. wish all of you a wonderful time.....

and if I am not mistaking then TODAY IS DR.FARHANA USMANI'S (Sara) WEDDING..... tho bahi bohot bohot mubarakbaaat wish u tons and tons of HAPPINESS and a WONDERFUL MARRIED LIFE.... wo kia dua daitay hain... ALLAH AP DONO KI JOHRI SADA SALAMAT RAKKAY :) Ameen

okay then... I guess its time to breakfast now, so take care and ba bye

A couple of jokes I came across... thought since its still me posting stuff then why not a lil change in mood :)

2007-03-27T02:08:00.000+01:00

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" - Paul Merton

"My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments." - Steven Wright

Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner." - Anonymous

News update :P for the sake of posting something

2007-03-26T20:45:00.000+01:00

Well its not that I am much into news but i have to post something :P so here u go lateste on PROTEST against the President. And Please people start posting in stuff......

1,000 arrests fail to halt Pakistan protests ISLAMABAD, March 26 (AFP) Thousands of opposition supporters Monday held fresh countrywide protests against President Pervez Musharraf's suspension of Pakistan's top judge Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry, despite the arrest of about 1,000 people in a police crackdown. Monday's protests were the first to be organised by an alliance of the Pakistan People's Party of former prime minister Benazir Bhutto and a faction of the Pakistan Muslim League party of Nawaz Sharif, another former premier, besides the other opposition parties. About 5,000 protesters chanting anti-Musharraf slogans gathered amid tight security near the high court building in Lahore, witnesses said. Some burned an effigy of the president. Another 4,000 demonstrators rallied in Karachi, while 3,000 protesters in Quetta called on Musharraf to step down and allow the formation of an interim government and free polls. In the northwestern city of Peshawar the leader of Pakistan's powerful coalition of Islamic parties (Muttahida Majlis e Amal), Qazi Hussain Ahmed, told about 1,000 supporters that Musharraf had violated the constitution. “The only way out for him is to step down,” he said. A separate public meeting held by secular parties in Peshawar spearheaded by Awami National Party, attracted around 6,000 flag-waving people, witnesses said. Lawyers also observed a protest strike in the central city of Multan and boycotted courts. Police made dozens of raids on opposition supporters in central Punjab province at the weekend and overnight to keep the protests from getting too large. “We have arrested around 1,000 overnight and at the weekend. Around 200-plus were detained in Lahore with the rest in Faisalabad, Multan and other towns in Punjab,” a senior police official said on condition of anonymity. Most were from the parties of Benazir Bhutto and Nawaz Sharif. Justice Iftikhar Chaudhry is due to appear before a panel of top judges on April 3 on misconduct charges including that he unfairly gained promotions for his son. (DAWN The Internet Edition)

2007-03-25T19:05:00.000+01:00

Well Thank you Wajeeh.... Tum Luugu ki dua thi... well the rest of the persons are:
Dr. Saif
Dr. Asher Jamelle
Dr. Sameera
Dr. Saad Uddin

2007-03-25T18:27:00.000+01:00

Okay now I know the names :P ITS Dr. SAAD, Dr. HUMA, Dr. ASHAR and Dr. SAIF who cleared from FJ :) so heartiest congratulations your way :) wish u guys all the best and a training post at the earliest :)

p.s. and a treat is BIG TIMES DUE :)

2007-03-24T21:07:00.000+01:00

Okay... now that things are some what in order on this page...

I HEREWITH WELCOME ALL OF YOU TO THE FATIMA JINNAH DENTAL COLLEGE & HOSPITAL BLOG :P

and besides that.... I would like to CONGRATULATE and spread the good news that I came to hear about the people who cleared FCPS part 1 :) (Abhi am not sure how many actually cleared... I think Saad and Huma are the two... so guys bohot bohot mubarakbaat ur ways)

and to the ones who did not.... SERIOUSLY THIS IS NOT END OF THE WORLD :) INSHA ALLAH next time you sure will succeed.... Main thing is YOU NEVER GIVE UP :) and hope loose(nay) ka nahi kia :P

my First post :) ---- testing one two three

2007-03-24T13:51:00.000+01:00

this is more like a test post to see how it shows on the blog space... but i hope we could make out of this site some use and keep us updated with everything that concerns us... :) and may be post some discussions guides etc.....